甲先自嘲道:最近真是胖了,以前從腰帶上取手機,只要一只手就夠了,現在需要兩只手.
乙:?....
甲:要另一只手把肚子翻起來,才能把手機取出來啊......
乙:你還好啊,不像我.
甲:.....?
乙:前幾天,站著給下屬講話,講5秒,就要把肚子放在講臺上歇一會,真他x的,累死我了.
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