犯人逃獄,唔成功,俾人捉返返泥
獄長問佢:點解你要逃獄
犯人:因為監獄D食物都唔係俾人食嫁,所以我要逃獄
獄長:一派胡言
犯人:咁你知唔知我用咩整爆個圍牆
獄長:用咩呀
犯人:用餐蛋治塊面包呀
獄長:咁唔係得面包食嫁嗎
犯人:咁你知唔知我用咩泥打暈D獄警呀
獄長:用咩呀
犯人:用豆腐火腩舊豆腐呀
犯人突然攻擊獄長
獄長:哎呀,你點解會有把刀嫁
犯人:E把唔係刀,係豆豉鯪魚條鯪魚呀
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