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British English vs Malaysian English【Fun】

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Fak3-1234
2011-1-16 01:02 AM
本帖最后由 Fak3-1234 于 2011-11-13 05:16 AM 编辑

When giving a customer bad news
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

Returning a call
Britons: Hello, this is James. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

Asking someone to make way
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

When someone offer to pay
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

When asking a permission
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (Pointing at the door) Can ah?

When entertaining
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

When doubting someone
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

When decline an offer
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN Disagree on a topic discussion
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

When asking someone to lower their voiceE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

When someone asking if he/she knows you
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

When assessing a tight situation
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!

When trying to find out what had happened
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

When someone did something wrong
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

When someone is angry
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!


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青色@恶作剧
2011-1-16 01:31 AM
hahaha, nice one.
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Fak3-1234
2011-1-16 01:35 AM
回复 2# 青色@恶作剧


嘿嘿.你是第一个回复我的人.
其他人看了都不要鸟我 Sad咯
青色@恶作剧
2011-1-16 01:38 AM
感觉蛮有趣的嘛
Fak3-1234
2011-1-16 01:40 AM
本帖最后由 Fak3-1234 于 2011-12-9 05:38 PM 编辑

回复 4# 青色@恶作剧

是啊.我某个website看到的~
青色@恶作剧
2011-1-16 01:45 AM
那我只能说 加油~
哈哈,找点更‘新鲜’的呗
llovepop
2011-1-17 08:21 PM
this is so funny !but so true
ken1223
2011-1-18 02:10 PM
如果我们不再改进,只会被他人嘲笑我们的英语~
renv
2011-1-18 02:20 PM
is truelly but that is our malaysian english culture,hahaha, like 麻坡的话语^^
Fak3-1234
2011-1-18 04:59 PM
回复 7# llovepop
回复 8# ken1223
回复 9# renv


   

ya~ Malaysian must learn more and improve ENGLISH skill!
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