飞机晃动得厉害,空姐在广播里说:
女士们、先生们,你们不要惊慌,
请系好安全带,在座位上坐好!
谁知一紧张,竟说成:请系好裤腰带!
旅客甲:为什么要系好裤腰带?
旅客乙:恐怕大家跳伞时,风大,
裤子掉了不就出大丑了。
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