小明: 好啊! 小明参观观时正看到在挤牛奶,对挤牛奶的机器很有兴趣,于是就偷偷拿一个回家自慰……
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小明于是就拿回家用,过了几分,已经出来了,但是机器却没停下来,着急的打电话问叔叔。
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小明:叔叔啊, 那个机器怎么给他停下来?
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叔叔:很简单ㄚ,挤满一桶自己就会停下来了……
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小明:*&^&*^%()
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