同学窃语:"这个人一定是得胸水死的."
"这个人一定是得心肌炎死的,心脏变得那么厚,一定是发炎了."
"这个人一定是得心肌梗死的,左右心室都肥厚."
老师说:"为了让同学们看得更清楚,今天特意准备了一个大牛心..."
同学:!@@$%^&*
一日上解剖课讲肌肉组织,老师找不到教鞭了于是从解剖台上挑出一条人的上臂,举着,指着黑板说:"咱们来讲下一个问题."....
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