o岩o岩去搵if tomorrow never comes 既lyric . 無啦啦比我搵到一個story 喎. 可能你會覺得唔係好meaningful, anyway, 我都想同你分享我所見到既野。
<Do it Today because Tomorrow Never Comes>
The boss was very worried because people were not working as they should. He asked a psychologist what to do. The psychologist said, "You just put many signs in the office: 'Do it Today because Tomorrow Never Comes'."
So he fixed many signs - on almost every table, every wall - and by the evening the psychologist came to enquire what happened. The boss was crying and he said, "You destroyed my whole business!"
"But," the psychologist asked, "what happened?"
The boss said, "What happened! My typist escaped with the receptionist, the cashier has taken all the money, and the office boy wanted to murder me. All finished! They said, 'Do it today. Why are you waiting? Tomorrow never comes.' They were all thinking to do these things, 'So this is the last chance if you want to do it.' - so they have done it."
「Sorry, we don’t understand Chinese, so piss off! 」
她說完這句後, 這班女孩便暴笑起來…
蕉仔雖然聽不明白, 可是, 從他們的笑聲中, 也知道他們在恥笑著他。
蕉仔的臉比剛剛更紅, 他的頭也聳得比剛才更低…
「走, 我們幫你出口氣…」曉彤很生氣, 馬上拉著我走。
那個說英文的女孩, 正在我們面前…
我們跟剛剛一樣, 把手垂直, 然後加速, 令她從我們中間穿過。
過程很驚險, 我們這個動作, 險些令她跌倒。
「What the fxxk do you think you are doing? 」她罵道。
我們在停了了下來…
「抱歉, 你太矮了, 我們看不到你呢! 」曉彤裝著無辜地說。
「In case you didn’t understand that, she said you are way too short to be noticeable, that’s why we couldn’t see you, so if you think about it, it wasn’t our fault at all! 」在她破口大罵之前, 我先插口說道。
